Privacy Policy

(For those who seek mirth in the mundane)

Introduction

Dear esteemed user, FCHQ.io, in its infinite wisdom, holds your privacy in the highest regard and deigns to illuminate the masses regarding the information collected whilst partaking of our most exquisite service.

Analytics

As is customary in the realm of the world wide web, FCHQ.io meticulously compiles non-personalized information pertaining to user sessions. This includes, but is not limited to, the browser model, language preferences, referring sites, and other such tantalizing tidbits. Our noble purpose in gathering this intelligence is to elevate our services to new heights, appeasing our users by catering to their deepest desires. Should an error befall our virtual domain, this data shall aid us in our quest to rectify the situation.

Advertising

FCHQ.io, and the veritable cornucopia of entertainment it provides, remains accessible to all free of charge, due to the munificence of our advertising partners. Display and video advertisements materialize primarily through third parties, who may, in their clandestine operations, track your activity to present you with personalized advertisements according to their enigmatic internal analytics.

Children's Privacy

Let it be known that FCHQ.io's services are not intended for the younglings under the age of 13. We shan't intentionally amass personally identifiable information from these impressionable minds. Should we stumble upon knowledge that a child under 13 has divulged their personal information to us, we shall promptly expunge said information from our records. If you, as a noble parent or guardian, become aware that your offspring has shared such information with us, pray, contact us with haste that we may take appropriate action.

Links to Other Sites

Our esteemed Service may, on occasion, bear links to external sites, the operation of which remains beyond our purview. Should you venture forth to explore these third-party realms by clicking upon their links, we beseech you to peruse the Privacy Policies and terms and conditions governing their territories. Alas, we possess no dominion over, nor accept responsibility for, the content, privacy protocols, or practices of these foreign lands.

Cookies

In our ceaseless efforts to enrich your online sojourn, FCHQ.io employs "Cookies" and comparable technologies provided by others to exhibit personalized content, suitable advertisements, and store your predilections upon your computer. A cookie, dear user, is an arcane string of information that a website bestows upon a visitor's computer, which the visitor's browser dutifully presents to the website upon each return. FCHQ.io harnesses the power of cookies to identify and track our esteemed guests, their usage of FCHQ.io, and their website access predilections. Those who wish not to partake in the cookie experience may configure their browsers to decline such indulgences, with the caveat that certain features of our website may falter in their absence.

Changes to Privacy Policy

Though we anticipate alterations to our Privacy Policy shall be few and far between, FCHQ.io reserves the right to modify said policy at our sole discretion. We humbly encourage our visitors to scrutinize this page regularly for any revisions to our Privacy Policy. Your unwavering use of this site following any amendment shall signify your acceptance of such changes, and we shall make known any updates by placing the new Privacy Policy upon this hallowed page. These changes shall take effect posthaste upon their publication.

Last Updated

In the grandest annals of history, it shall be duly noted that this veritable tome of a Privacy Policy was meticulously crafted and brought into existence on the twenty-first day of April, in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and twenty-three. Or, if you prefer, 04/21/2023.