Terms of Service

A Most Respectable Agreement, Indeed

The Binding Nature of Accessing This Website

By accessing this Website, found at the esteemed address of fchq.io, you are agreeing to be bound by these Terms of Service, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you find yourself in disagreement with any of these terms, you are, regrettably, prohibited from using or accessing this noble site. The materials contained within this Website are protected by the venerable laws of copyright and trademark.

Use License

Permission, dear user, is graciously granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials (information or software) on fchq.io's website for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grand endowment of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this esteemed license you may not:

  • Modify or copy the materials, for it would be most unbecoming;
  • Utilize the materials for any commercial purpose or public display (whether commercial or non-commercial), as it is strictly prohibited;
  • Attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on fchq.io's website, as this would be most ill-advised;
  • Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials, for they are sacred and should remain unaltered;
  • Transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server, as such actions are frowned upon.

This noble license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these venerable restrictions and may be terminated by fchq.io at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession, whether in electronic or printed format, lest you face the consequences.

Unauthorized Use of API Endpoints

Beware, dear user, for a dark and foreboding warning awaits you: unauthorized use of FCHQ.io's non-public or non-publicized API endpoints shall not be tolerated. By using our service, you solemnly agree not to access, scrape, store, or share any data directly from FCHQ's hidden APIs. For those who dare to trespass against this decree, be warned that FCHQ reserves the right to seek damages for any data collected or shared to the greatest extent permitted by applicable law, as fierce as the wrath of a thousand storms.

Do not be deceived, for FCHQ.io does not permit or give permission for automated data collection on any API endpoint or web page unless explicitly stated that it is allowed for public use. Those who choose to defy this warning shall face the consequences of their actions, as they have been foretold.

Disclaimer

The materials on fchq.io's website are provided on an 'as is' basis, without pretense or embellishment. fchq.io makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties including, without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights.

Furthermore, fchq.io does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its website or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this most distinguished site.

Limitations

In no event shall fchq.io or its suppliers be held accountable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on fchq.io's website, even if fchq.io or a fchq.io authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. As some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you, dear user.

Accuracy of Materials

The materials appearing on fchq.io's website could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors of the most unfortunate nature. fchq.io does not warrant that any of the materials on its website are accurate, complete, or current. fchq.io may make changes to the materials contained on its website at any time without notice, for it is their sovereign right. However, fchq.io does not make any commitment to update the materials, as they are under no obligation to do so.

Links

fchq.io has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its website and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site, for they are beyond their control. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by fchq.io of the site. Use of any such linked website is at the user's own risk, for it is a treacherous world out there on the internet.

Modifications

fchq.io may revise these terms of service for its website at any time without notice, for they reserve the right to do so. By using this website, you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these terms of service, as it is your solemn duty.

Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of California, and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that State or location, for it has been decreed as such.